Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

Happy Gilmored by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

Happy Gilmored by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025

happy gilmore 

One of the most awesome movies ever. Adam Sandler stars as Happy Gilmore, a hockey player who lives with his grandma and has a really bad temper. He has to learn to play golf to get his grandmother's house back.

"Wow, you can count."
"And you can count...on me meeting you in the parking lot."

happy gilmore by The Chort June 11, 2004

Happy Gilmore 

Best Film Ever!

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."

Happy Gilmore by RB November 30, 2003

happy gilmore 

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

happy gilmore by David M Ross April 22, 2007

Happy Gilmore 

A Drink made out of a mixture of Arnold Palmer Half n Half and Vodka.

Guy 1: Dude what is this shit? its fuckin good! it tastes like arnold palmer
Guy 2: Its a Happy Gilmore. Its Arnold Palmer and Vodka
Guy 1: No fuckin way dude! this shit is awesome!

Happy Gilmore by Stevie Weevie OT March 23, 2010

happy gilmore 

Act of going from pleasant to irrationally violent in less time than it takes to say, "Have you seen Shooter McGavin?"
"No, why?"
"Because I'm going to beat the living piss out of him."

"I think you're great, Sean."

"Why thank you Scott. I think you and your mum are great too."

"WHADDYA MEAN YOU THINK MY MUM IS GREAT??"

"Woo down there Scott, don't go all Happy Gilmore on me."

"Yeah well you're a lousy kidergarten teacher. I've seen your finger paintings and they suck."

happy gilmore by The Strut October 11, 2004