Haplone

The combination of being happy and alone. Similar to relaxed.

Henry was haplone in his room and enjoyed his time.

by Future Scientist Henry September 28, 2021

Haplomemes

When people on messageboards and forums discuss genetics and make memes about genetics that include PCA charts or haplogroups. Often such discussion is repetitive and engaged in by people who know little about the subject but will post genetics related images anyway, for example equating haplogroups with personality traits. Thus the term Haplomemes is appropriate. Additionally haplomeme discussion can be more insidious; sometimes users post meme images that accuse another ethnicity/nationality of having some sort of undesirable lineage in some way, for example memes that suggest South or East Europeans are non-European and thus less worthy.

*sigh* 'another Haplomemes thread.' 'You don't know anything about genetics, you just spam autistic haplomemes'

by Haplogrouper June 20, 2019

hanloned

To be extremely intoxicated from a coworker encouraging you to drink increasing amounts of alcohol. See drunk, wasted, trashed.

I had to take a sick day because John got me hanloned last night.

by codeallday February 20, 2015

Happone

Abbreviation of Half-Phone, someone who keeps one earphone in their ear all the time even while talking to others.

Take that damn earphone out you antisocial Happone!

by NPJ November 7, 2007

Halonen

Someone who is acting in an asanine manner. Can also be a dickweed, douchebag, dill-hole, or an ignoramous.

Stop being such a Halonen. or You're being so Halonen.

by Bender Gender June 3, 2010

Hamlone Cuocanh

You use this phrase for a douchebag who try to play with your feeling. He will do anything to make your life become miserable. Fuck that shit!

He does it again! Such a hamlone Cuocanh!

by Rachanee March 3, 2018

Haplened

It’s whatever you want it to mean and can have many meanings.

Gosh I’m just so haplened
Or
Hey let’s go over there and haplened

by cWaZyD oOsT November 27, 2019