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Hautian Hoochie 

ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun

A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.

(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"

Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
Hautian Hoochie by Hero523 August 4, 2007
A native of Terre Haute. These people are among the slowest humans on the planet both mentally and physically. They enjoy mullets, walmart, and romantic dinners at the Ponderosa steakhouse. They have trouble properly operating automobiles and like to leave appliances in the street.
Wow, I didn't know Jones is a hautian
hautian by Crazy Hautian May 12, 2004

hautian high jump 

When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.

see hautian
Poor Bubba did the hautian high jump.
hautian high jump by Eib October 30, 2003

Hautian stank 

A foul odor permeating regions populated by hautians. Believed to be the stench of hautian prostitutes' rotting vaginas.

See hautian
Man, the Hautian stank is much stronger than usual tonight.
Hautian stank by nick314 January 3, 2006

Hanuthany 

a substitute for the the word shit at any givin point in time, can replace any language of question. Hanuthany describes everything. You can use in any givin circumstance, similar to supercalifredulisticexpialidotious.. however much more simple to say, and effective.
Hanuthany Happens.

"dude where the hanuthany are you?"

Merry Hanuthany!!! Happy Hanuthany!!
Hanuthany by Lopie January 8, 2008
A person from Terre Haute, IN or used to describe something from Terre Haute, IN
Person:Did you know Eugene V Debs was Hautian?
Hautian by -Vannah- January 26, 2023