A native of Terre Haute. These people are among the slowest humans on the planet both mentally and physically. They enjoy mullets, walmart, and romantic dinners at the Ponderosa steakhouse. They have trouble properly operating automobiles and like to leave appliances in the street.
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ho-SHIN HOOCH-ee –noun
A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.
(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
A class of female currently residing in Terre Haute, Indiana, usually between the ages of 16 and 24. They can be identified by their enthusiastic use of facial cosmetics, skin which is tanned to an excessive degree, and an IQ approximately equal to that of the Hexaprotodon Liberiensis, otherwise known as the Pygmy Hippopotamus.
(Note: Upon exceeding their expiration date, the female will increase in bodily volume at an exponential rate.)
Mark: "Dude! check out the basket of buns at 2 o'clock"
Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
Winston: "The specimen in question appears to be a Hautian Hoochie. I would advise the classic 'Pump then Jump' maneuver."
by Hero523 August 4, 2007
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by Eib October 30, 2003
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by nick314 January 3, 2006
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In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.
This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness
Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
In the event that, a Haitian event is being thrown (Birthday party, Wedding, Church, etc...) it is normal for participants to arrive 45 mins to an hour late.
This was derived from EST (Eastern Standard Time) and adding 45 mins to an hour for late-ness
Party start time is suppose to be 4pm, Haitians arrive at 4:45 or 5pm because they run on HST.
Person 1: Dang! Church started and there's only 4 people in the audience!
Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time
Person 1: Lol!
Person 2: Yeah, dats that HST for ya!
Person 1: What?!
Person 2: HST, you know, Haitian Standard Time
Person 1: Lol!
by Coicou August 1, 2011
Get the Haitian Standard Time mug.I’m considered to be a Haitian American since I was born in the United States but both my parents are natives from Haiti - Ex 1
I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2
I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3
I was born abroad in Haiti to American parents which automatically gave me U.S citizenship at birth therefore I’m considered a Haitian American - Ex 2
I originally came to the United States as a Haitian immigrant but after living here for 5 years as a permanent resident I was able to naturalize and become an American citizen; therefore I am now considered a Haitian American - Ex 3
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