Hanky Wank 

Someone who uses a Hanky or Handkerchief to masturbate themselves. The handkerchief will eventually get soaked with their hanky cum

guy 1 - I hate it when you have a wank and end up cumming over yourself and your clothes

guy 2 - I always have a clean handkerchief with me and use them to 'Hanky Wank'

Hanky Wank by Hanky Wanker August 8, 2008

Hanky Wank 

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.

Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”

Hanky Wank by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Hank Wank

Rubbing one out with and into a handkerchief aka hanky to avoid the mess and to add little friction to enhance the experience.

I do a hank wank each night before bed so I can go right to sleep. But I need to wash my hanky. That thing is getting awful stiff and crusty.

Hank Wank by Eaton Holgoode June 11, 2018

Hanky Wanky

When you ask your G/F or wife if they want to have Hanky Panky (sex) and she declines, so you just get a clean hanky or handkerchief and masturbate with it

I asked Mandy if she wanted to have Hanky Panky, and she wasn't in the mood, so I grabbed a blue striped handkerchief and had a Hanky Wanky instead

Hanky Wanky by Ed kerchief March 31, 2009

Hanky wanky

When someone over the age of 50 jerks off into their hanky

Man 1.im so horny but I’m at my nieces kindergarten

Man2. I know, just do a hanky wanky

Hanky wanky by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 September 1, 2020

Hanky Wanker 

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

Hanky Wanker by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

wank hank 

A handkerchief a guy takes to bed to masterbate into, so he does'nt leave semen stains on the bed sheets. Posher than using a kleenex but less posh than using a condom.

Paul is sick, he left a wank hank on the radiator to dry so he could use it again without washing it.

wank hank by The pioneering chronic masturbator September 14, 2006