2 definitions by mikiter
When an individual either male or female is too intoxicated or in an excessively impaired mental state that prevents them from properly performing the act of masturbation upon themselves or another person.
"I was trying to beat off last night and I drank so much fucking robitussin and rubbing alcohol that I wound up just socking myself in the nuts instead, I totally ham-handed that one."
by mikiter September 9, 2013
When a group of one male and several females are performing group sex and an argument ensues over who is the successor of all other females and is granted authority to masturbate the male to climax.
"Listen Jerry, I tell ya last night was crazy...we all took a bunch of drugs and started going at it. One girl tried to finish me off and the others got jealous, it was like they were playing king of the hill for my junk, wasn't shortly thereafter a fam-handling session broke out. Liz won...Im not too happy about that, she has a lot of calluses..."
by mikiter September 9, 2013