Handy b

A handbrake turn

John torrie likes to handy b

by Naw sack July 5, 2020

handy bendy ghandi

A small poseable figure of an old wrinkly political activist
With a removeable loin cloth

Mum, the dog's eaten my handy bendy ghandi

by PGTips April 26, 2006

handy blowy

When someone is giving a blow job, but out of laziness, uses his/her hands more than his/her mouth for stimulation, leaving the recipient feeling cheated.

Bitch, you might have your mouth on my cock, but you're not fooling me. You're trying to give me a handy blowy.

by Mishaladycat February 22, 2011

Handy Balls

When your partner gives you a tug Job by first reaching under the scrotum, scooping the ball sack between the thumb and index finger, then reaching upward and grasping the cock in the same manner. Both the cock and balls are rhythmically jerked up and down at the same time to orgasm. A soft, saggy scrotum works best.

Rachel gave me handy balls last night. My nuts are sore.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

handy bag of popcorn

When at the movies and the popcorn is running low, poke a hole in the bottom of a bag and stick your wang through it. When your gf reaches in for another mouthful, there will be more than just popcorn. She will be eating out of the bag for the rest of the night!

Things were a bit dull while I was at the movies with Sydney, so I decided to bust out the handy bag of popcorn on her. She gobbled it right up!

by TIMMAAY October 14, 2005

Handy beer sack

Two guys one girl. Binge drink for a day, get super drunk, piss, shit, and puke in a bucket or bowl, mix it together, dump it in the girls vagina, she squirted it all over them. They proceed to smear it all over eachother so it is body on body contact, then she licks it all off, then throws up on her hands, and proceedes to give handjobs. Optionally followed by anal

Me and my colage room mates decided to give this nasty bone a handy beer sack

by jdawgnight73 October 16, 2015

80/20 Handy-Blow

A blowjob that is mostly just a handjob.

My new girl went down on me but only gave me an 80/20 handy-blow. My old girl was all throat but this chick wouldn't put more than the first couple inches of my dick in her mouth.

by Steve DeCicco September 7, 2023