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handoff

When one farts and then proceeds to "hand it off" from the source of the smell to the smellee. The only way to explain such an act is to think of baseball where you "catch" it from behind you and deliver it to the nose of the unsuspecting victim. (This was one of the hazards while growing up a Marine brat!)
1. Joe gave a handoff to Pat.
2. Welcome to the "catch and release program" where we're always giving back!
3. After the Dutch oven, she retaliated with a handoff.
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handoff

Hanging out with one girl and switching to another to avoid "approach anxiety".
Dude I was hanging with Claudia and it was going nowhere. Then, Katherine showed up! The perfect handoff.
by GSan2011 July 18, 2011
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Handoff Child

A child whose parents are divorced or separated and share joint custody. Therefore the child his handed off back and forth between parents at a set frequency.
Little Gary was a handoff child growing up. He went to his mom’s house every other weekend after his parents got divorced.
by Silverslash January 18, 2019
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Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door
Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now
by Lokig November 5, 2018
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Fast Food Handoff

Wait for a car to order a bunch of food at a drive-thru restaurant

Watch the car pull around to the window and wait for the cashier to hand the food bag out the window

While the bag is being exchanged you run inbetween the car and the window, snatch the bag, and run to a secret hiding spot where you can enjoy your ganked food

This can be done with no harm to a stranger as the car's order will be remade for them. It can also be done in league with a friend as you can select exactly what food you want and have that order doubled (but you have to act surprised or pisst in the car; and maybe have the passenger get out and chase the thief to make it seem believable)

Remember, many drive-thrus have cameras so its suggested to conceal your identity with a mask of some sort; the HAMBURGLAR costume will suffice

Driver: What the FUCK?! Freak just Stole my food!

Cashier: No, thats the Hamburglar, He does a fast food handoff here every now and then, we'll have to remake your order.
by Blarger.boy August 5, 2009
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fake handoff

During the exchange between male and female. A willing female plants herself on all fours, while in the position of doggystyle. A male is giving a 110%, right before ejactulation, he will lovingly spit on the female's backside. Once finished the female will turnaround, and to her surprise recieves quick and abrupt shot to the eye with the special sauce.
Sally didn't see that fake handoff coming.
by L. Keen September 21, 2003
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hershey handoff

A gay sex act similar to the space dock, where one guys fills in the drilled out bunghole of the other guy with his fresh steamy turds.
Gary felt guilty for mining out Franks ass so deep, so he gave him the old hershey handoff.
by angry greg March 13, 2011
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