Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.

Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.

Handle Ears by Jamamoba October 28, 2010

Handle-Ears 

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

Handle-Ears by Half-Nut May 7, 2020

handlebars of control

Coined by Tyra Banks on Cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. Variant of handlebars of fierceness.

The handlebars of control alludes to someone who attempts to dictate everything around them.

Alexandria has been holding onto the handlebars of control and refusing to let go.

handlebars of control by ANTMFan October 26, 2011

handlebars of fierceness

Motherly advice from Tyra Banks on cycle 16 of America's Next Top Model. The handlebars of fierceness alludes to when one achieves the pinnacle of amazingness usually when being photographed, or in any other stressful situation.

Tyra (to inconsistently performing model): You need to grab the handlebars of fierceness and not let go.

Model: ...?

handlebars of fierceness by ANTMFan April 18, 2011

Mr. Handlebars

A man who uses a girls ears as handlebars to force his penis into his mouth during oral sex.

Ew, that guy is such a Mr. Handlebars that my ears are still throbbing.

Mr. Handlebars by Mr. Handlebars January 13, 2013

handlebars 

High ponytails on a female. Named so for ability to use these as a control during oral sex, rather like the same thing on a bike.

"I can't wear handlebars around him anymore, he damn near pulled my hair out last time."

handlebars by CasKat April 20, 2006

Handlebars 

Something I can ride my bike without.

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

Handlebars by Entr' Acte November 24, 2009