Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.
I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!
by Half-Nut May 7, 2020
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A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010
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