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Handnication 

The choice of masturbation, over fornication outside of a marriage.
I will never cheat, so when I get a no, it is handnication time.
Handnication by llcalejr May 8, 2019

premature handlation 

Occurs upon returning to a locked vehicle, when a passenger pulls the door handle of a car too early, preventing the automatic lock from opening when the driver presses the "open" button on the remote.
Hey, get your head out of your ass! That's the last time I let you perform premature handlation on my car. Now I'm leaving you here to get eaten alive by those mangy wild dogs, Simon.

Handymation 

Video produced with a combination of hand drawn images, objects and computer graphics to serve as a simple illustrator of a particular concept, service or idea.
I enjoyed watching the handymation of the company's services as it made me quickly understand exactly what they do.
Handymation by handymationman July 23, 2010

Halimation 

-Noun- (V: to halimate) The act of glorifying one's self and rejecting other people's validation.
A: "Hi, you look beautiful today :)"
B: "Chnahwa?! Of course, I'm beautiful. I'm hot, I'm glowing & I'm slaying it!"
A: "You really gotta make some limits to your halimation."

Another example:
-Dude, that girl is drowning in halimation.
-Yeah man, whenever I say that it's too sunny she says "yeah that's me, sorry"

statute of haditations

the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.
I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?

Those aren't mine.

Yes they are.

No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.