I'm going to wash my hands in this handfat
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Hey, look at that fat shit at the dunkin donuts, I think she has a handifat license plate. I'll bet she hasn't seen her feet in ten years.
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Get the handfarting mug.1. A Pagan celebration of a marriage. Often popular among Wiccan communities.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
2. A theme of wedding by Celtic influences in which each guest brings a strip of cloth or rope, in which the hands of the wedded are tied together as a symbol of unity.
1. My fiance and I are having a handfasting which will be blessed by the Lord and the Lady.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
2. I really want my wedding to be a handfasting because of my Celtic-blood influence.
by ajnachakraguy June 22, 2009
Get the Handfasting mug.1. (adj.) an ADA-recognized syndrome of big bones, thyroid disorder, and water retention, which entitles those afflicted to SuperSize their civic status along with their Value Meals, upgrading to 24/7 front-row parking, flashy aluminum walkers, and zippy electric scooters; all at no additional charge.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.
2. (n.) transfats with unique characteristics and uses.
1. HANDIFAT PARKING ONLY: AVERAGE JOES WILL BE TOWED.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.
2. Orbiting NASA scientists, while sucking liquified SPAM through a tube in zero-G conditions, have made bold new discoveries for the many applications of handifat.
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Drew: “Hey John, what did you do last night?”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
John: “With much difficulty, I handfasted... and it was terrible. Handfasting sucks.”
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