Handibal

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When cannibal and main antogonist on nbc’s Hannibal, hannibal lector, gives Protagonist Will Ghram a hand job

“hey freddie, i heard will got another handibal. put that in your paper.”

Handibal by ariiiya December 23, 2023

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Hannibal Lecter

A sophisticated, psychopathic, cultured, artistically talented, brilliant doctor of psychology and surgery, who just so happens to be a murderer and cannibal. Oh, and he's also good cook. AND he's fluent in 5 languages!

Dr. Hannibal Lecter likes eating liver with Fava beans.

Hannibal Lecter by A great mind... October 18, 2020

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Honk my Hannibal

To deliver a blow job with gusto.

Man, that one can sure honk my Hannibal!

Honk my Hannibal by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

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European handball

A euphemism for fisting, the act of inserting an entire hand into a bodily orifice of a consenting adult partner. Can be used as either a noun to refer to the act, or as a verb. Derived from the shape a hand resembles when making a fist, i.e. a ball, and a used as a double entendre for the sport of the same name. Alternatively just handball in Europe.

As a noun: "Did Graeme tell you about how some girl asked him to give her the European handball last night?"
As a verb: "No! So did he end up European handballing her?"
Alternative: "Vee just call it 'handballing' in Europe"

European handball by drunkram July 22, 2015