Handi Tard 

Someone that is so dumb, it is in fact impossible to explain to them exactly how dumb they are.

Someone who does not even understand the definition of handi tard.

"ugh, forget it.. your too much of a handi-tard to understand what you've done"

"you are such a handi tard!"

Handi Tard by TheItalianStallionnn January 14, 2010

handi-tard

A very stupid, unintelligent person, that is indeed so dumb, that you cannot tell whether he/she is truly handicapped.

Look at that handi-tard, hes chasing that car.

handi-tard by DINKS_Clancy June 11, 2006

handi-tard

someone who is horribly stupid, biased, and shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of anything but their own breathing.

jeff is a handi-tard.

handi-tard by nikki.a January 22, 2008

Handi-Tard Bar 

The bar in the bathroom that old people or constipated people grab onto while doing their deed...

I had to take such a big shit that i had to grab tightly onto the Handi-Tard Bar for support.

Handi-Tard Bar by Shannon Elizabeth July 31, 2005

Handy-tard 

A person containing disabilities both mental and physical.This can include retarded parapaliegics ,wheelchairbound mongoloids and and women with crutches named "lakeisha Dayvonnne" or " tamisha" or some other ghettoesque bullshit name.

Sue : "shit bitch I hate tamisha"

Roger : "yeah me too ; she be fuckin handy-tarded"

Sue : " fuck yeah she be handy-tarded like a mongoloid in a wheelchair.....big lips droolin and shit"

Roger : " you know what sue...thats pretty tasteless "

sue : " fuck you roger !! you limpdick handy-tard!! "

Handy-tard by Keeper of the word April 1, 2009

tard hand 

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

tard hand by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Handtarded 

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

Handtarded by Pupling December 2, 2011