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Verb. To slowly work one's way up a climb, bolt by bolt, resting repeatedly and spending significant time hanging on the rope rather than climbing from deck to anchors without a rest or fall.
He hangdogged all day on that route.
hangdog by jrw April 24, 2005
adjective

a) a typo of the word "handjob"
b) A handjob that is the equivalent of sexy jogging to a girl... its pace isnt too fast and not too slow, but still easier when going down
My boyfriend is teaching me how to give a handjog today, he says im getting out of shape.

handjob jog
handjog by dsnfyndn July 27, 2011
When some dirty ass in a gas station, or a convenient store, man handles your hot dogs with their bare hands. You notice the dog tastes kinda like a durf. see durf. The person probably took a dump and forgot to wash his or her damn fingers.
"Dude check out that dirty ass makin' our dogs...damn hand dogs."
Hand Dog by pat and steve May 13, 2006
A complimentary mammogram using his hands offered by the friendly dude/creeper next to you at the bar.
A drunk Irishman named Brian at the bar last night offered me a handogram, so I promptly delivered him a swift kick to the babymaker. A-hole.
handogram by Gigi Fabulous June 17, 2010

sonic the handhog

A being who has ascended to a level that all other sonic OC's can only dream of achieving. Sonic the handhog was conceived through the highest IQ that could only be attained through consuming the media known as Rick and Morty meeting the most simple minded neanderthal who cannot formulate a proper sentence. He is perfection incarnate.
Sonic the handhog requires no context.
describes the sum of unpleasant physiological effects following heavy consumption of alcoholic beverages. The most common reported characteristics of a hangdog are headache, nausea, lethargy, sensitivity to light and noise, and thirst
Its not fun to hangdog at work.
hangdog by ?huck June 29, 2007