diamond joe

Cowboy useage: rum, heard in old cowboys songs from time to time.
by jrw February 26, 2005
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mountain junk

Noun. The potent, and usually putrid, crotch odor that develops after about four days of sustained, strenuous activity without benefit of a bath; the malodorous mixture of testicle and ass sweat. Often associated with multi-day backpacking, biking or climbing trips.
I didn't realize I had mountain junk until I changed my underwear this morning.
by jrw April 28, 2005
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grita

As holla became more and more prevelant in the urban (then overall youth) scene, "Grita" emerged in Hispanic youth communities.
Holla -> Grita
e.g. Holla, playa -> Grita}, 'mano
by JRW January 24, 2005
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screamer

Noun. In climbing, a free-fall (usually >50 feet) lasting long enough for you to empty your lungs and refill them for a second scream.
Did you hear about Scott's ride yesterday? He took a screamer on El Cap.
by jrw April 29, 2005
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gripped

Adj. Characterized by intense anxiety or fear, and accompanied by twitching muscles, rapid breathing, full body muscle contractions, testicular retraction and severe puckering of the anal sphincter; usually brought on by climbing on difficult terrain or WAY above your last piece of protection.
Dude, he's about to peel; he's way too gripped to finish the climb.
by jrw April 25, 2005
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libtard

N. Combination of liberal and retard
Used derogatorily by conservatives/Republicans for liberals/Democrats
Pl. Libtards

"Libterd", related and created using possibly this word as a foundation, or possibly from a different source as a combination of Liberal and Terd, without the prior knowledge of Libtard
Yea, Libtard, I guess you want free health-care too?!
by JRW January 24, 2005
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stepford

see: stepford wife it comes from a movie, The Stepford Wives, and is usually used in reference to politicians' wifes.

Some will say H. Clinton, others will say L. Bush
I doubt any would say it for Kerry's wife.
His wife just sits there while he spits shizzy.
by JRW January 24, 2005
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