left handed beer bottle

a large, fake wang usually used for a dirty rasberry hudini swirl.

Man, i was givin this girl a hudini swirl last night and she asked me to use the left handed beer bottle!

by 4seasonsfunds May 11, 2006

beer hand

In Texas hold'em poker, having 2-7 offsuit in the hole, although some consider the 2-7 suited to be a beer hand as well. So-called because when dealt, it's "time for a beer."

Some donkey cracked my pocket rockets with the beer hand last Sunday. I was so pissed off.

by Patrick Templeton June 17, 2008

beer hand

when your hand is wet and cold from holding a beer can or another cold drink

I'd shake hands with you, but I've got beer hands.

by lanky9 November 14, 2009

Hand beer

A road soda for people who are walking.

I just electrocuted myself in the hot tub, throw me a hand beer so I can walk to 7/11 and get more hot dog buns.

by Decterium June 23, 2024

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016