Hamtown

(adj) When you are so hammered that you are in Hamtown

Last night = Hamtown

by NynaB November 30, 2009

Hamtown

ugly, nasty, fug, someone that is really tough to look at, unattractive in the worst way, gross, someone with an inside-out face, sick, yuckster magoo

"Daaaaaamn, did you see that girl? She was mad hamtown, son! She had three eyeballs, two teeth, and a nipple on her face!! HAMTOWN to the MAX!!!!"

by Lupe the Gossiping Housekeeper November 30, 2009

Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)

A public housing complex in Hamtramck, MI, considered part of Detroit’s East Side by locals. Known for its tight-knit community, diverse residents, and presence of local street crews and neighborhood cliques.

“Everybody knows the Colonel Hamtramck Homes (Hamtown Projects)—been seeing local crews run those projects for years.”—Hamtown local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

hagtown

when you are in a state of being totally haggard and are drunk, high, or both. if you are in hagtown you are not pullin' at all and you are probably haggard off your ass.

Hey dude, I am so fucking wasted right now. I'm in hagtown.

by Jeeves13579 May 11, 2007

Ham Town

Being hammered, wasted, drunk, gone.

Dude, I'm totally going to Ham Town tonight!

by Rubiconnn January 11, 2012

Hagtown

derogatory nick name for Hagerstown, Maryland, that fittingly describes its large population of obese, uneducated, unwed mothers.

"Have you met a girl in Hagtown yet?"
"None that I want to talk about."

by wheredgirlsat April 7, 2009

Ham town

Framingham, massachusetts.

obviously so named because of the "ham" in it. FramingHAM.

No, it is not a large producer of ham.

Ham town is becoming more and more ghetto. Some people are beginning to call Beaver a mini-Boston.

by Sebzilla July 6, 2006