hammer pants

A style of peg-legged baggy pants, with a huge billowing crotch that went down below the knees. They were made out of this strange kind of shiny metallic parachute material.

"Can you believe people actually wore hammer pants in the 90s? What the hell was Gen X thinking?"

hammer pants by Xavier January 30, 2004

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Hammer Pants

The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.

Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"

Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."

Hammer Pants by tacticalgoose28 July 13, 2012

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mc hammer pants

Mc Hammer pants are the 80's most baggiest pants . These oversized crotch pants allowed the Hammer to do his signature dance. These pants were the shit back then. However, if worn today, it looks as if you took a crap in a tent and wore it as pants.

T: Look at that guy's pants. It looks like large diaper.

D: Naw, MC Hammer pants were the shit in the 80s.

T: looks like he took a shit in them in 2017

mc hammer pants by Big truck, small dick November 2, 2017

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PANTS HAMMER

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.
Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

PANTS HAMMER by E. Nigma June 10, 2007

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Hammerpants

A traditional garb of impalpable masters of ceremony in the late 20th century. Often renounced when not worn as a novelty.

Person A: "Dude, hammerpants? Seriously?"

Person B: "My bad."

Hammerpants by Ketrinon November 20, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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