1 definition by tacticalgoose28
The act of crapping your pants so badly that the stool size limits your mobility so you must STOP to do a sort of M.C. Hammer shuffle towards the restroom.
Me: "Did you see that guy shuffling down the hallway?"
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
Stranger: "Yeah man, either he is in a dancing mood or dudes got a mean case of the hammer pants."
by tacticalgoose28 July 10, 2012