Hammer Faced 

A combination of 'hammered' and 'shit-faced' used to describe an unusually high level of intoxication. Typically used by college students on weekends to describe their inebriated state.

"Yo, Frank was so hammer faced last night he passed out in the snow bank."

Hammer Faced by claylovesmen July 24, 2008

Hammer Smashed Face

Drunk to an extreme degree.

Pat: "Dude, i fel like shit. what happened last night?"
Alex:"You were more than drunk man, you were hammer smashed face!"

Hammer Smashed Face by vvalkyrie April 26, 2011

Hammerfaced 

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.

"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."

Hammerfaced by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008

hammerface 

Hammerface is the old scary look that Herion Addicts develop over time, beautiful smooth bodies and ugly old scary Hammerfaces.
Refers to the old name for Herion (Hammer.) These days could probably refer to Meth too.

Person 1. See that stripper - her body totally doesn't match her face.
Person 2. No shit, she has a Hammerface for sure.

hammerface by Mooky Moo July 21, 2006

shitfuck hammerfaced 

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.

"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."

shitfuck hammerfaced by G. Darkness January 13, 2013

hammerfaced 

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.

You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!

hammerfaced by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009

Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM

Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!

Hammed in the face by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015