Hamfist 

A derivation of "ham-fisted," an adjective meaning "clumsy," "heavy-handed," or "indelicate."

1. To thoroughly dominate, humiliate, or destroy. See example #1.

2. A literal "hamfist." When one wraps his own fist in ham. Fisting a human with a hamfist is optional but the implication is always there.

1. "Wow, the Patriots hamfisted the entire NFL until they lost to the Giants."

"Sit down and pick up a controller. Are you ready to get hamfisted?"

Hamfist by RR & TO, Linguistic Innovators February 25, 2008

Hamist

When a person purposefully does not eat ham or hamburgers.

Example: Sam: billy doesn’t like hamburgers

Tom: he’s so hamist

Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

hamfest

A (usually annual) gathering of old, stinky, unwashed, and severely overweight men (with a limited number of women, usually of the same qualities) where antiquated and largely useless radio equipment is bought, sold, and traded, usually at exorbitantly high prices.

While some hamfests are useful for finding odd parts and rare equipment, many have degraded in quality over the years and are not worth going to any more.

I was at this one hamfest in Bowie, MD and this hambone picked up a simplex repeater and said, "Duh, so it records the radio, TTX?"

h4mb0n3-1: Man, did you go to the Vienna hamfest this year, the one at NOVA?

h4mb0n3-2: No way, d00d, that hamfest is not as good as it used to be.

hamfest by Scout 740 Baker April 16, 2004

haifista 

a dumbass at LUE2.com

haifista: Snake got anything planned this Halloween for LUE2? Maybe COMPLETE BANNINATION OF ALL USERS?
Snake: No, only you.

haifista by dark October 31, 2004

Hamist

Someone who says something racist or bad with the word ham or sometimes without it.

“Marvel Spider-Man is not getting a free upgrade onto the PS5; that’s hamist.”

“He said HAM when the teacher asked for his name and she said that is hamist.”

Hamist by Sgt. GREEN BEANS October 6, 2020

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

Hammiston by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

haifista 

A deep user at LUE2; not alot of people truly understand him, most like dismissing him as an idiot or a troll. A user named "The Apocalyzard" gave away one of his accounts, which haifista got and started speaking his mind through. Most users liked him under the false account but when they found out it was him they even disliked him more.

LUE2ser1: Hafiesta go away, no one likes you here.
haifista: Theres people that like me...
LUE2ser2: What you basically said was "No one likes me".
haifista: Yeah. Thats exactly what I said smartass.
LUE2 Mod: I like haifista.
haifista: Atleast someone admits it.

haifista by orncas March 11, 2005