ham-fisted 

The state of having been rectally or vaginally penetrated by a solid and salty pork product.

Ham-fisted: Sodomized by a Virginia ham. Raped by a prosciutto. Bacon throat.

ham-fisted by Gaspor Porcine January 7, 2012

Ham Fisted 

Clumsy.

That is all.

I wouldn't get him to change a lightbuld, he's totally ham fisted.

How did you manage that , ya ham fisted eejit!?

Ham Fisted by Stalkerro March 27, 2016

Ham Fisted 

Ham fisted as in, a very fat persons hand. Lacking dexterity, and producing poor results in tasks requiring accuracy. Makes sense as the phrase is used to describe something done clumsily, poorly executed. The saying is not limited to physical actions, it can also apply to social situations, a versatile phrase, and/or insult.

"Luke locked himself out while drunk last night and ham fisted his way into the house by kicking in the fucking door. He's a liability, I swear."

"John's game is so cringey, man. He just sent out a mass text on tinder saying he can speak french and make girls squirt. Like he thinks that will sway a girl who's on the fence his way. Ham fisted bastard."

Ham Fisted by theturkishprince November 15, 2018

ham fisted 

poor drumming technique; see Meg White (White Stripes), Patrick Carney (Black Keys)

man, that drummer has no finese. He's so ham fisted.

ham fisted by Eisenhower Adams December 10, 2019

Ham Fisted 

Receiving total hand pleasure from a large handed sweaty man who may or may not have recently eaten a large quantity of meat; hence giving him the meat sweats causing a "ham like" scent.

After I got ham fisted buy Gary last night I was craving a hoagie something fierce.

Ham Fisted by Yimmycat March 2, 2012

ham-fister 

Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting

"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"

ham-fister by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Ham Fister 

Someone who drives with the fingers of one hand gripped into a fist at the 12 o' clock position of the steering wheel of any vehicle.

These types of drivers are well known for thier cockyness, tailgating, speeding, reckless lane changing, having their seat reclined to a 140 degree angle, not using turn signals, and complete disregard to other motorists.

"Did you see that mother fucking ham fister cut me off"

"Watch out for ham fisters, because they are a danger to our streets"

Ham Fister by Kertef_Corobo April 16, 2004