Hamfish

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A weirdo who is commonly a sociopath and occasionally racist mainly about religion.
Not many people like him. A Hamfish has many mental problems like a dislike of bacon, denial that his friends are bribed and thinks beanies are fashionable.

person1: I've been payed to be friends with Hamfish

person2: your going to be rich soon

Hamfish by your a poop face February 26, 2015

Words you can keep

Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

Hatfish by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

Related Words

Hamfish • ham fishing • hamish • Hagfish • Hatfish • Hamish Mehta • Hamish & Andy • hamish pulsford • hammish • hatfished

National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

National Fuck Hamish Day by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

hatfishing by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Word of the Day on January 13, 2019

Hamish Mehta

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

Hamish Mehta by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

Hatfish by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.

guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*

Hamish Blake by jessikahh June 2, 2008

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026