Hamfish

A weirdo who is commonly a sociopath and occasionally racist mainly about religion.
Not many people like him. A Hamfish has many mental problems like a dislike of bacon, denial that his friends are bribed and thinks beanies are fashionable.

person1: I've been payed to be friends with Hamfish

person2: your going to be rich soon

by your a poop face February 26, 2015

Hatfish

A person who wears a hat to hide their 5-fish-head

Matilda is such a hatfish, I hadn't ever seen her with her hat off but when she did finally take it off it really wasn't good.

by PlzDntKilMeh July 26, 2021

National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.

Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day

by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019

hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.

This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.

by TheDarkKnightLight August 8, 2017

Hamish Mehta

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

Hatfish

A guy who looks completely different (sexy) while wearing a hat or cap. When they take it off its a totally different story!

He was cute, until he took his hat off, he's a hatfish!

by Manda Clark May 24, 2014

Hamish Blake

Hamish Blake is a radio celebrity in Melbourne, Australia. Him and his co-announcer on Fox FM's 'The Hamish & Andy Show' Andy Lee make a hilarious distraction between 4-6pm for your drive home. He also makes appearances on Rove hosted by Rove McManus and the duo's own show Real Stories. He loves a good bit of the comic strip Fred Basset.

guy: did you see hamish blake on rove last night?
girl: yeah, him and hamish ran around naked.
guy: haha, that was great
girl: *drool*

by jessikahh June 2, 2008