Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.

1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!

hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009

amergency 

when you shart and it doesn’t stop

“Holy crap i just sharted”

“oh no this is an amergency”

amergency by CaptainJuice19 March 12, 2021

hammergency 

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

hammergency by sbird August 17, 2015

hoemergency 

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it

"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."

hoemergency by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017

amergency 

when you shart but it wont stop

“DUDE I JUST SHARTED”

“THIS IS AN AMERGENCY”

amergency by CaptainJuice19 March 12, 2021