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hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.
1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!
hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009
Related Words

amergency 

when you shart and it doesn’t stop
“Holy crap i just sharted

“oh no this is an amergency”
amergency by CaptainJuice19 March 12, 2021

hammergency 

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.
Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.
hammergency by sbird August 17, 2015

hoemergency 

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it
"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."
hoemergency by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017

amergency 

when you shart but it wont stop
“DUDE I JUST SHARTED

THIS IS AN AMERGENCY”
amergency by CaptainJuice19 March 12, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026