hoemergency

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it

"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."

by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hammergency

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

by sbird August 17, 2015