hammergency 

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

hammergency by sbird August 17, 2015

Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.

1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!

hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009

hoemergency 

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it

"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."

hoemergency by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017