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Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.
Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!
Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005
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hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.
1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!
hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009

hoemergency 

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it
"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."
hoemergency by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026