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Hamergency 

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.
Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!
Hamergency by Hamergency November 15, 2005
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hairmergency 

Noun.

1. When you have a sudden need to fix your hair.

2. When you have a bad hair day and are in desperate need of someone else's help.
1. Quick- to the bathroom! It's a hairmergency!

2. I need your help NOW. It`s a hairmergency!
hairmergency by car.crash.heart98 February 22, 2009

hoemergency 

when your best girl friend, a hoe, has an emergency and has to call you RIGHT NOW to talk about it
"Girl, let me call you, right now, it's a hoemergency."
"Caty's always having late night hoemergencies."
hoemergency by softballgirl97 July 22, 2017

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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