Hambourine is the one true god, and ruler of all. Hambourine regularily drives around in his Hamborghini to meet his cult memb- I mean followers, and bless them. Hambourine is life, Hambourine is death. Hambourine is everything.
Person 1: "Oh so you don't worship the Hambourine, Holy God of Everything?"
*Person 1 Pulls Out Gun*
Person 2: "Bro chill"
Person 1: "You're dead!"
Person 2: "Please help Lord Jesus!"
*Person 1 Shoots Person 2*
Person 1: "You should've been worshipping the great Hambourine."
*Person 1 Pulls Out Gun*
Person 2: "Bro chill"
Person 1: "You're dead!"
Person 2: "Please help Lord Jesus!"
*Person 1 Shoots Person 2*
Person 1: "You should've been worshipping the great Hambourine."
by The Hambourine's Advisor December 04, 2022