A round jiggly part of a woman's body. Usually her ass or tits.

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

A cirular instrument with little jinglers on the outside. It goes Shiackachickachicksachicak when shaken.

A musical instrument commonly used as a distraction during a catastrophic, horrific, or otherwise epic event.

A kinky sexual act; when a female clothespins small bells onto a man's scrotum, and then hits the scrotum repeatedly, evoking a wild pleasure in the man

how your father met your mother

The most perfect weapon of mass destruction, no man nor God can stop the wrath of a tambourine, it will and shall kill all