13 definitions by Patrick Bateman
This is when a guy (who has diaherra) puts cellophane over a girl's mouth. He then takes a crap in her mouth.
by Patrick Bateman May 24, 2004
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Actually Craven Morehead III, the Groton/Harvard educated heir to a vast New York real estate fortune.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.
Craven was admonished by his headmaster for engaging in homosexual activity whilst at boarding school.
He can usually be found at the New York Yacht Club.
by Patrick Bateman October 04, 2003
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by Patrick Bateman November 28, 2004
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1) A batty boy from Birmingham who loves man cock.
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore
2) Shit stabbing, donkey raping, dick riding whore
by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003
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A male cock-handler
Batty-Man-Blee
by Patrick Bateman March 25, 2003
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A word used to describe a poo which leaves no trace on the rectum. A poo which has such a clean exit from the anus that toilet roll is not necessary.
Jon: Just did a phantom, it was so awesome I didn't even need to wipe.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
Or
Ryan: I was praying for a phantom because I was in a rush but that was one messy poop, trying to wipe my ass was more difficult than getting peanut butter out of a carpet.
by Patrick Bateman October 13, 2011
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