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hambones
Large handles found on the waists of freshmen females, used as handles while conducting intercourse or for spooning. Often the cause of poor self esteem while wearing pants or skirts that are 3 times smaller than their actual waist size.
"Hey Jen, Look at that girl's hambones. It looks like a spare tire of fat around her waist."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
"OMG, my hambones are soooo brused. I was conducting intercourse with Kevin last night and it was rough. I hope he hasn't found out that I'm in high school."
hambones by Chinese Tourist May 3, 2006
Related Words
Hambone Sauce • Ham Bone • HAMboner • hamboned • Hambone Henry • Hambonejay • hamboneriffic • Hambonersteen • Hambonery • hamboney
hamboned
inebriated; inappropriately wasted
HAMboner
Plagiariser of published writings, one who pretends to be a medical professional, or one who gets caught in their own deceptions and conveniently changes the subject and outs the personal information of others
HAMboner by princevitae September 15, 2003
Hambone Sauce
To go completely HAM ( Hard as a motherfucker). Leaving no prisoners, pillaging everything in its way.
Dana to sales colleague: The account did not sign
Kenneth: Then lets go Hambone sauce on them until the sign or fucking die!
Kenneth: Then lets go Hambone sauce on them until the sign or fucking die!
Hambone Sauce by Captajjsjs July 19, 2019
HAMboner
An internet sham artist, usenet troll, stalker, shameless perpetrator of misinformation in the guise of medical expertise. A copy and paste Googler.
HAMboner by hartsnfartsn September 16, 2003
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