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Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig

Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.

Hamspread by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

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HamStreak

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position

That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak

HamStreak by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020

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Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

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ma'amspreading

When a woman puts her purse or bag on the adjacent seat on a train or a bus to her to stop people from sitting next to her.

Helen was ma'amspreading on the Jitney to stop the DudeBros from sitting next to her.

ma'amspreading by chuck van d December 6, 2015

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hampsteads

London rhyming slang meaning "teeth". Hampstead Heath - Teeth.

I'm going down the dentists to get me hampsteads checked

hampsteads by Kieran Macdonald Hall October 30, 2006

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hampstead

A town in New Hampshire where nothing goes on, and is filled with stuck up shits

Hey.. you wanna go cow ipping in Hampstead?

hampstead by zac hansons gal July 29, 2004

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HAMPSTEAD

A place where you have to love cow fucking and four wheelers must go snow mobiling every weekend and forget about your people in the city. must have one tattoo which you will undoubtably regret. i.e a stick shift. Must own mutiple things with engines. also must think that Everett is ghetto.

an added value is always being drunk

i am from hampstead p yahhh

HAMPSTEAD by booomshaka March 4, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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