Hamsteaks
Hamsteaks by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017
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HamStreak
A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position
HamStreak by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020
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killing hamsters
The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster
killing hamsters by Powdicked January 26, 2011
Hamstead
The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.
Hamstead by TheHamstead June 3, 2015
Hamsterass
Adjective:
Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.
To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.
By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.
To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.
By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.
"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"
"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."
Hamsterass by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009
hamsterspan
DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"
hamsterspan by Frankie_G May 23, 2008
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