Hamsteaks

Large breast

"Did you see uncle Frank's new girl? I wouldn't mind porkchesting those Hamsteaks.

by Roni Rigado January 3, 2017

HamStreak

A gambling term where an individual has never won a game and/or has never finished a game in a cash positive position

That guy has lost at poker for the past 90 days, he’s really on a HamStreak

by Somebody8827 July 8, 2020

Hamsteak

A nickname for the fans of the webcomic Homestuck. Usually used in a humorous or lighthearted fashion.

I just got to Act 4, am I a Hamsteak yet?

by hoemstook April 24, 2012

killing hamsters

The act of having sexual relations with a woman on her period such that the next morning your sheets look like you were killing a hamster

Nick awoke the next morning, and upon seeing his bedsheets, realized he had been killing hamsters

by Powdicked January 26, 2011

Hamstead

The act of kicking someone in the balls so hard that not only their testicles appear black, but they will become infertile.

Dude, I'll hamstead you so hard that you'll go to hospital.

by TheHamstead June 3, 2015

Hamsterass

Adjective:

Adj. Derivation of Pacific Northwest American slang, early 21st century.

To have an ass which smells and looks like that of a hamster's.

By implication the person uses cheap toilet paper, is poor, and unwashed. The further implication is the person eats over processed food with little to no nutrition; therefore, their posterior is unshapely and the body can be likened to a pear, or hamster's figure.

"Have you seen the hamsterass on that trailer park bitch?"

"Jesus Christ! look at the hamsterass on the Wal-Mart greeter."

by Johnathon Mill November 1, 2009

hamsterspan

The approximate lifespan of the average hamster--roughly 18 months.

DUDE: "So you're committed to {boyfriend} for 18 months?"
LADY: "Oh HELL no man, you know I have a thing abt commitment! That's...that's a HAMSTERSPAN!"

by Frankie_G May 23, 2008