3 definition by Queen Olive

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Uncontrollable fondling of the genitalia. Aka...pocket pussy
Betty was found klairagaitining at the movie theater. She’s going to need some ointment and hand sanitizer.
by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

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Getting it from behind in both holes while squealing like a pig
Keke sure got buttshanked when he hamspread her.
by Queen Olive May 22, 2019

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Excessive jarring to the uvula.
When Jinnie contracted uvulitis, she knew it was a mistake to deep-throat the strap-on.
by Queen Olive May 30, 2019

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