Ham Slut

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.
Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.
by bindr May 27, 2022
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southern ham slut

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.
by Todd Benson January 22, 2023
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