Ham Slut 

A sub-species of fat wives, one who has zero qualms going into the fridge to peel a single slice from the Oscar Meyer meat package for a snack. She'll normally fight with you if you bring this up in public.

Damn, we out of meat already? Dan's wife is real ham slut.

Ham Slut by bindr May 26, 2022

southern ham slut 

Someone who has sex with a pig upside down in the south, most likely in Florida.

My aunt is a southern ham slut.

southern ham slut by Todd Benson January 22, 2023

Slut Around the 'Ham 

When, in a fit of extreme boredom, you and a group of friends are forced to go to Southern Massachusetts' dumpiest town, Wareham, in order to find something to do. Examples of activities range from browsing the Salvation Army, going to Walmart, or hitting homeless people on the side of the road.

Juan: Hey, I am really bored. What do you wanna do?
Krist: We could always just slut around the 'ham.
Shannan: Sounds like a plan, lets go hit up the dollar store and find cheap records.

Slut Around the 'Ham by Mtluongs August 29, 2011

hamslut 

A pathetic chubby girl who doesn't realize she's fugly, and dresses in tight clothing and flirts shamelessly and ineptly with nerd boys for attention.

Look at Char trying to act cute again, she's such a hamslut.

hamslut by xex October 23, 2006