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Hagstrom Hagsworth

Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.
"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"

"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"

Hagstrom 

A company who makes and produces quality guitars.
Chris picked up the Hagstrom guitar and started to rock out.
Hagstrom by Frizit April 3, 2009

Hagstrom 

noun: An overly metaphorical, condecending, chatty, egotistical person.
My professor today was being such a Hagstrom.
Hagstrom by Freddie May 13, 2005

Halestromn 

The ultimate God, and prime good of the universe. It is he who set in motions the nuances existence, and shared his powers across a wide lineage of successors. His power is fabled to be all-encompassing, and his morality pure, which is why many have come to call him the "Warrior-King," "Judge," and "Lord of Justice." In Classical art, he is depicted with a large scythe held and supported by one hand, and a book denoting his judged foes in the other, while many Renaissance arts omit the book, some showing it instead strapped to his waist. It is told that he has been in absence of the world, leaving his creation in the hands of his successors. But prophecy foresees his eventual return to the world, where he will once again take it upon himself to protect the innocent, and judge the unworthy.
"What the Halestromn!?"
"Oh my Halestromn, are you serious?!"
"lol hale pls"
Halestromn by ShadowPen August 29, 2013

dirty holstrom 

When a person shits on someone's back and rubs it in.
Amy wanted a back massage, but Dirk gave her a Dirty Holstrom instead
dirty holstrom by Tinna October 21, 2005

holstrom 

an amazingly useful person used to define things like the wheel, or the lightbulb
Sean: That guy fixed my house AND washed my car.
Chris: He is such a HOLSTROM
holstrom by Sean Raston May 25, 2008