halpined

An unjustified layoff, when a top performer is the victim of corporate downsizing.

Annabelle was shocked to learn after 15 years of stellar performance, she had been halpined.

by Magadalene May 8, 2008

halpiness

Halpiness is when you stupidly misspell a word and everyone laughs at you

I was crying tears of halpiness

by Cultured white kid October 31, 2018