hamwitch

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An inverse han sandwitch, where the a piece of bread is placed between two large chunks of ham.

This hamwitch is so much better than the regular sandwitches I eat.

hamwitch by Milcho January 17, 2008

Words you can keep

hamwitch

1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.

2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.

1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"

2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"

hamwitch by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 19, 2008

Related Words

hamwitch • hamwich • hamwithcheese • ham bitch

hamwich

Shortened word for a ham sandwich.

Variations include:
Cheese hamwich (Cheese and ham sandwich)
Spamwich (Spam sandwich?)
Toasted hamwich (Toasted ham sandwich)
etc.

"Hey, do you want something to eat?"

"Sure, I'll have a hamwich."

hamwich by tomthecool January 8, 2009

hamwich

This is the shortened word for a ham sandwich. i.e. Ham and Sandwich.

- Tim, your Hamwich smells German, gross.

- Arses! damm mother has made me hamwiches again- i wanted cheese and pickle.

- I can't eat snother Hamwich today, the last one gave me the shits.

hamwich by Marc885 July 19, 2006

hamwich

a ham sandwich

he had a hamwich for lunch

hamwich by lexicon58 August 19, 2014

Hamwich

A ham sandwich

Sai is eating a hamwich

Hamwich by Zayz March 19, 2021

hamwithcheese

Is some little bitch that think he's top shit. The person can't even hold a decent conversation with someone without acting he has the need to put someone in there place. Who the fuck made you god of convos? Hamwithcheese do everyone a favor and go fuck yourself and snort your own cum you smelly prick of a bitch wannabe cunt. Ignore hamwithcheese as much as possible better off reading hamlet then reading or understanding whatever green shit pours out of that dickhole mouth of his.

Rocky stir fry games: This hamwithcheese guy has a poor attitude on life doesn't he?
Take zero studios: Too bad we can't understand the shit that comes out of that mouth.

hamwithcheese by probably won't be able to get January 7, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026