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hamwitch
1. A sandwich composed of 2 or more varieties of ham.
2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.
2. A Threesome involving to very large men and a really white girl between them.
1. Bob: "I made a hamwitch and it had Black Forest, Sugur, Honey Baked and Virginia Ham."
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"
2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"
Bill: "Why would you waste Virginia Ham in hamwitch?"
2. Bob: "I rented Hamwitches 9 from the Adult theater."
Bill: Upon seeing it vomit "why...?"
hamwitch by Luke AKA "Blodnie" January 19, 2008
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hamwich
Shortened word for a ham sandwich.
Variations include:
Cheese hamwich (Cheese and ham sandwich)
Spamwich (Spam sandwich?)
Toasted hamwich (Toasted ham sandwich)
etc.
Variations include:
Cheese hamwich (Cheese and ham sandwich)
Spamwich (Spam sandwich?)
Toasted hamwich (Toasted ham sandwich)
etc.
hamwich by tomthecool January 8, 2009
hamwich
he had a hamwich for lunch
Hamwich
hamwithcheese
Is some little bitch that think he's top shit. The person can't even hold a decent conversation with someone without acting he has the need to put someone in there place. Who the fuck made you god of convos? Hamwithcheese do everyone a favor and go fuck yourself and snort your own cum you smelly prick of a bitch wannabe cunt. Ignore hamwithcheese as much as possible better off reading hamlet then reading or understanding whatever green shit pours out of that dickhole mouth of his.
Rocky stir fry games: This hamwithcheese guy has a poor attitude on life doesn't he?
Take zero studios: Too bad we can't understand the shit that comes out of that mouth.
Take zero studios: Too bad we can't understand the shit that comes out of that mouth.
hamwithcheese by probably won't be able to get January 7, 2018
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