Halfmoon Bay 

A town in BC
Currently the town is home to roughly 8000 people, it comes with many legends. Head warning its not just bitchy housewives lurking in the mist.

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Halfmoon Bay by Anonymous212000 May 6, 2011

Half Moon Bay 

A coastal town 25 miles south of San Francisco. There's nothing to do there. If you can't drive you're screwed. There are many stoners, intellectuals, artists, and also a substantial immigrant community. There's not much for young people to do besides weed, unless you like chillin at coffee shops or surfing. Half Moon Bay is also known for the Mavericks surf competition & annual pumpkin festival.

Tourist: Wow, Half Moon Bay is a really nice town, their scenery is wonderful. I always buy my pumpkins there. Odwalla headquarters is in Half Moon Bay.

Young Person: Let's go surfing! or Let's get baked! or I need to get out of Half Moon Bay, there's nothing to fucking do here! or I'm so lonely! or Let's get Tres!

Cop: Have you been smoking Marijuana?

Half Moon Bay by lolzomg December 22, 2009

Half Moon Bay 

Small Town In Northern California....The two most known Gangs Are CSL (Coast Side Locos) a sureno Gang & the MLN ( Media Luna Nortenos) a norteno gang..HMB is Known For it's Chronic Bud And Mavericks... a small town that gets Down

If ur In Half Moon Bay Don't Ever Park ur car In Lil Mexico Cuz ur shit will get jacked..and Never wear Red In Moonridge Cuz niggas are known for starting shit

Half Moon Bay by Moon Town August 6, 2009

Half Moon Bay 

This lovable city lies nestled on the california coastide

between ocean and mountains in the San Mateo County
known for easy-going people and a relaxed atmosphere.
The coastide boasts a history of pumpkins, christmas trees, and has plenty of artichoke, brussel sprouts and blackberries.
There is a large population of latins here (csl:coastside locos sureno gang) here and they are the ones on top here. Norteno gangs are lazy here and unactive to putting in work.

Southside is in Half Moon Bay.

Half Moon Bay by 650ss. June 27, 2011

half moon bay 

a small town south of san francisco. half moon bay is known as hmb, media luna, and moon town. hmb is known for the pumkin fest and dream machines. hmb is also known for the good ass bub they got and the two gangs csl(coast side locos) and mln(media luna nortenos). the nortenos are not weak like the scraps(sureno), the nortenos dont try to start fights with minors, they fight with people there own age.

u here about the fight n moon ridge last nite the scraps fucken lost or man the pumkin fest and dream machines was really cool.man half moon bay is crazy those nortenos dont play.

half moon bay by hmbcoastside April 26, 2010

Half Moon Bay 

Small lil town an hour south of SF. There’s nothing to do here unless you’re into surfing, beachside pilates, dog-walking, and other white people things.

Weed here is pretty mid, you’re better off going to Pacifica or SF. Come to think of it, there’s no real dispensary here either :(

People here tend to think they’re the shit. It’s a small podunk town so everyone pretty much hates each other lol

The gangs here are pretty timid, even CSL and MLN are pretty much just minor cliques at this point. Calling them crews would be overselling them lol

There’s a crap ton of rednecks, takuaches wannabes, white people, occasional preps, but that’s pretty much it. The high school football team was good back right before the pandemic.

Half Moon Bay is pretty much only ideal for taking a piss after coming up from Santa Cruz. Not much else.

Half Moon Bay by Hova’s Witness March 22, 2023