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half a mongrel 

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semi erect penis
i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
half a mongrel by mickybird December 13, 2014
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beaten up half a mongrel 

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To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.
No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.
beaten up half a mongrel by sikcnt November 6, 2014
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hitched for half a monkey 

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'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008
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half a month

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Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.
Welfare hits half a month
half a month by sleepy254 March 30, 2016
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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

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3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
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half a s'more 

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When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more
I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.
half a s'more by MunkySox June 3, 2004
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