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half a mongrel 

i saw karen in her swimsuit the other day, she looked hot, gave me half a mongrel!
half a mongrel by mickybird December 13, 2014

beaten up half a mongrel 

To masturbate before sex, to get semi hard.
No sex tonight honey I have a headache. " but I've already beaten up half a mongrel". OK then.
beaten up half a mongrel by sikcnt November 6, 2014

hitched for half a monkey 

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008

half a month

Half a month the 15th the second day of the moth that welfare hits. Wake up wake up wake up it's the first of the month.
Welfare hits half a month
half a month by sleepy254 March 30, 2016

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

half a s'more 

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more
I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.
half a s'more by MunkySox June 3, 2004
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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