Hak Foo 

A character from Jackie Chan Adventures who uses analogies.

Meteor brings mass extinction!
Hungry wolf slaughters lamb!
Angry crow takes flight!
Fluffy kitty lies down with stuffed animal!

Ratso: Fluffy kitty lies down with stuffed animal?

Hak Foo: They can't all be good!

Hak Foo by Donkey Kong Song October 10, 2003

Hak-Foo 

One of the greatest fighters in the world who yells out freaking awesome phrases whenever he attacks. Well known for his awesome DragonBall Z-like red hair and goatee, Hak-Foo makes a formidable opponent to even the most skilled fighters. His only mistake was to join the cast of Jackie Chan Adventures instead of the UFC.

Hak-Foo Battle Cries:
Angry Crow Takes Flight!
Black Tiger Corners Little Lamb!
Buffalo Tramples Field Mouse!
Bunny Flees from Vicious Jackals!
Demon Compensates for Pathetic Ninja Army!
Elephant Stomps Rat!
Emu Stands on Mountaintop!
Fearsome Gorilla Grip!
Heron Pierces Crab Shell!
Hungry Wolf Slaughters Lamb!
Meteor Brings Mass Extinction!
Meteor Pummels Mountain!
Mouse Runs Through Maze!
Mouse Takes Cheese!
Phoenix Flies to Moon!
Praying Mantis Boxing Style!
Raging Elephant Fist!
Rhinoceros Swats Fly!
Shredding Lion Claws!
Slumbering Bear Greets the Morning!
Snake Cuts Grass!
Spider Eats Fly!
Tornado Desecrates Trailer Park!
Volcano Incinerates Forest!

Hak-Foo by Peter Caboose -1 January 8, 2009