One of the greatest fighters in the world who yells out freaking awesome phrases whenever he attacks. Well known for his awesome DragonBall Z-like red hair and goatee, Hak-Foo makes a formidable opponent to even the most skilled fighters. His only mistake was to join the cast of Jackie Chan Adventures instead of the UFC.
Hak-Foo Battle Cries:
Angry Crow Takes Flight!
BlackTiger Corners Little Lamb!
Buffalo Tramples Field Mouse!
Bunny Flees from Vicious Jackals!
Demon Compensates for Pathetic Ninja Army!
Elephant Stomps Rat!
Emu Stands on Mountaintop!
Fearsome Gorilla Grip!
Heron Pierces Crab Shell!
Hungry Wolf Slaughters Lamb!
Meteor Brings Mass Extinction!
Meteor Pummels Mountain!
Mouse Runs Through Maze!
Mouse Takes Cheese!
Phoenix Flies to Moon!
Praying Mantis Boxing Style!
Raging Elephant Fist!
Rhinoceros Swats Fly!
Shredding Lion Claws!
Slumbering Bear Greets the Morning!
Snake Cuts Grass!
Spider Eats Fly!
Tornado Desecrates Trailer Park!
Volcano Incinerates Forest!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.