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Hajo 

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hand job
Dude, that chick came back to my place last night, but all I got was a hajo.
Hajo by slickwilly81 April 22, 2011
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hajo-mayo 

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having multiple orgasms after putting a peddle so far up his anus that he will fight fot breath.
wow, that guy got a peddle up his ass and he is fighting for breath, he is such a hajo-mayo
hajo-mayo by Dim-e May 27, 2006
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Hajo • hajo-mayo • @hajoonsvsp • hajon • Hajoo • Hajoon • hajop • hajor • Hajosman • hajoubee

Hajoon 

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A person who’s very caring, who has a lot of love to give to the people they care about, most selfless and precious soul. Bonus: Hajoon’s also a cute small baby pup.
Lucas: omg did you see that furry?

Clyde: thats my baby Hajoon!
Hajoon by Clydesus October 8, 2020
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hajop 

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the best boyfriend a twink could ever ask for!
wow i love my sexy hairy thick thighed man, hajop!
hajop by Loafboy October 5, 2020
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Hajosman

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A person who is gay however is a big virgin and wishes they could have sexual intercourse with a human male or dog
Omg that boy was actually a hajosman
Hajosman by Charleroi trout January 27, 2021
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Hajoo 

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Hajoo is a very special boy, who will take care of you no matter what. He may prefer a different name, perhaps someone he loves and is now diseased. Once he finds his perfect girl, it doesn’t matter what happens, he will do everything in his power to care for and protect her. He is funny and reliable, even if he is quiet and shy at school and/or work. He is most likely the youngest in his immediate family, which makes him more interesting and fun, if you ever run into a Hajoo, keep him, you two with never be apart.
Who is that kid?

Oh that’s Hajoo
Wow he looks perfect!
Hajoo by mittens dictionary February 5, 2018
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Dirty hajoon 

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Cleaning the asshole with the tongue and milking the penis furiously while fisting the throat
Me and my boyfriend did a dirty hajoon
Dirty hajoon by Digress May 4, 2022
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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