Hairy Hat

Name: Hairy Hat Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When a someone ejaculates onto your head & then sets their hairy bush atop their partners head.

Bro, last night was wild. She let me give her a hairy hat!

Hairy Hat by GavinStarrFunk July 19, 2023

Get the Hairy Hat mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.

I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man

Hairy Hat Man by noodles2011-- January 18, 2011

Get the Hairy Hat Man mug.

Hairy Hat-trick

When a male has a piss, whilst scratching his balls and blowing his nose at the same time.

I’m so manly, I can complete a “Hairy Hat- trick” without pissing on the floor. Hairy Hat-trick

Hairy Hat-trick by anonymous June 30, 2023

Get the Hairy Hat-trick mug.

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

Hairy Hatchet Wound by Boozer August 16, 2005

Get the Hairy Hatchet Wound mug.

HAIR HAT

A bad looking mens hairpiece

Check out that guy's hair hat! The color isn't even the same as his own hair sticking out underneath!

HAIR HAT by jshep January 4, 2009

Get the HAIR HAT mug.

hairy hatchet wound

a female's unshaved vagina

i want to stick my whole head into your hairy hairy hatchet wound baby

hairy hatchet wound by happy pencil August 6, 2003

Get the hairy hatchet wound mug.

harry hat

A British Army soldier that undergone specialist training to wear a funny coloured beret.

Look at that Harry Hat Para/Commando wanker, he wants to put those carpets down the fucking screamer.

harry hat by DOLPHUS VON LINDGREN March 13, 2014

Get the harry hat mug.

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

Word of the Day on November 3, 2026

Get the briefcake mug.

Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

Get the Ratfucker mug.

countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Get the countrypolitan mug.

Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

Word of the Day on October 31, 2026