Boozer's definitions

douche clown

n. A combination of a douchebag, and a clown; a person so pathetic that it appears funny to everyone around them.

Wow that kid thinks he actually has a chance with that girl, what a douche clown.

by Boozer August 11, 2005

botch

a botch is anything where the sun don't shine

i have a fotchy botchy

by Boozer April 5, 2003

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

fotch

the firry part between your corn shooter and the bottom of your meatbag

i scratched my fotch after having sex with a hooker

by Boozer April 5, 2003

Copraphiliac

Someone who has a marked interest in excrement; especially the use of feces or filth for sexual excitement.

You’re a copraphiliac from ratemypoo.com

by Boozer March 1, 2018