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Harish
A very good, honest, smart and funny man. He will help you in any way that he can. He can turn something negative into a positive and make you feel better about whatever it is. He is extremely smart but very humble. A great friend, great smile and trustworthy.
If you meet a Harish on the street be sure to make him your friend. You will have a great friend for the rest of your life.
Harish by Fruittybubblegum September 1, 2017
Harish
Tall, smart and has brown or black hair. Is wrongly depicted, loves helping others and can fall in love quite easily. Will treat others right if they treat him equally
Harish by 123benjamin April 3, 2017
hairist
hairist by Sunshine101 February 9, 2008
Harish
A goat
HAIRSHOE
WHEN A WOMAN HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HER CLOTHING AND YOU DISCOVER A LARGE PATCH OF HAIR IN THE SHAPE OF A HORSESHOE RUNNING FROM BENEATH HER BREASTS DOWN TO HER VAGINAL AREA AND UP HER BACK.
Yo dude, i picked up this chick in a bar the other night and when I got her home I discovered a HAIRSHOE. It was fucking sick but I went down on her anyway!!
HAIRSHOE by DartmouthInDaHouse June 22, 2009
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