hagazine

hagazine (hag uzz een) NOUN. A magazine for or about ugly old women.

Me - Everyone in that rag is a withered old crone from Orange County with five facelifts and three dead husbands. Yer creepin' me out, girl. Why are you reading that hagazine?

Her - Shut up, I'm doing my anthropology homework on early humans.

by Maxhole June 20, 2009