4 definitions by SmolMik

massive hairy balls, inhales women, excretes designer shoes. Still plays fortnite
Bushiiii deserves as much love as james corden
by SmolMik September 22, 2021
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A college in greenhead, yorkshire, spain, that is run by the the legendary principal Garry Lett. Everyone who goes here gets A*s or gets expelled 1 day before results day. The site is built around the historic "Nut wall" and the parrallel "Depression wall". This school is only accessable via hovercraft or drone so the public transport is quite expensive. It is also the oldest school in europe according to the UN and The complete dinosaur encyclopedia.
"I go to greenhead College"

"Congrats nerd"
by SmolMik October 1, 2021
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Some say this human spends 8 hours a day on Valorant. They would be right. He used to be single, that has not changed. He has failed both spanish & English because he only speaks Arabian however he is very talented at sports. Once you get to know him, he will become an essential part of your life. We love you Haighz.
Everyone: Hi Haighz!

Haighz: ما أخبارك
by SmolMik June 18, 2021
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below 1.8m, this man is the peak of human intelligence, wealth and looks. While he spends his days either on his PC or on holiday at Horn(y)sea. This man is currently married and has 8 children that he has all named after his favourite anime waifus. When joj dies thew world will probably end.
Me: i love joj
J0J: oqkasm
by SmolMik August 14, 2021
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