Definitions by SmolMik

greenhead College

A college in greenhead, yorkshire, spain, that is run by the the legendary principal Garry Lett. Everyone who goes here gets A*s or gets expelled 1 day before results day. The site is built around the historic "Nut wall" and the parrallel "Depression wall". This school is only accessable via hovercraft or drone so the public transport is quite expensive. It is also the oldest school in europe according to the UN and The complete dinosaur encyclopedia.

"I go to greenhead College"

"Congrats nerd"

greenhead College by SmolMik October 1, 2021

Bushiiii 

massive hairy balls, inhales women, excretes designer shoes. Still plays fortnite

Bushiiii deserves as much love as james corden

Bushiiii by SmolMik September 22, 2021

J0J 

below 1.8m, this man is the peak of human intelligence, wealth and looks. While he spends his days either on his PC or on holiday at Horn(y)sea. This man is currently married and has 8 children that he has all named after his favourite anime waifus. When joj dies thew world will probably end.

Me: i love joj
J0J: oqkasm

J0J by SmolMik August 14, 2021

Haighz

Some say this human spends 8 hours a day on Valorant. They would be right. He used to be single, that has not changed. He has failed both spanish & English because he only speaks Arabian however he is very talented at sports. Once you get to know him, he will become an essential part of your life. We love you Haighz.

Everyone: Hi Haighz!

Haighz: ما أخبارك

Haighz by SmolMik June 18, 2021