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harraroused 

When someone harrases you but you like it
When that stranger touched my butt I was so harraroused.
harraroused by Sweg Master 😎 February 18, 2015

Shopping for Haggars with LBJ 

Performing an intimate act while wearing roomy pants.
"I came home from work, threw on some sweatpants, and the next thing you know, she and I were Shopping for Haggars with LBJ."

hangerous 

(adj.) Behavior involving danger and likely to inflict a hangover.
Dude, don't drink that third shot, it's hangerous!

haggardassbitch 

a an intractable person that is worn out and over done
get away from me you haggardassbitch

Hangarous 

When hangry just isnt enough and you have murderous tendencies.
Damn im getting hangarous, i could kill and eat the next person i see
Hangarous by STRETCHDEATH November 2, 2018

hangeroused 

The act of being both hungry, horny and angry.
I am so hangeroused that I hit my burger in anger and jerk off afterwards.
hangeroused by Neobonde September 1, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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