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Elisa Haley 

Elisa Haleying is a term used when someone does anything perfectly. When someone flawlessly does something, you can say that they "Elisa Hallied that task". Elisa is a kind hearted and morally driven individual that focusses on being the best version of herself and strives to help others in any way she can. Elisa treats everyone fairly and often brightens people's days. She is intelligent, ambitious, empathetic, talented, and kind. In essence, she is every good thing that a person can be. Moreover, Elisa always helps out her community and those she knows through volunteering and kind deeds. She even offers guidance and assistance to people that she doesn't know. Elisa does all this while being committed to countless activities such as work, school work, school clubs/activities and volunteering. If everyone were like Elisa Haley the world would have no famine, war or conflict. People should learn from Elisa to become an empathetic leader and pillar of their community. Elisa Haley is the perfect individual and deserves both success and happiness as she delivers these things to so many people. Therefore it is a great honour if some says you are "Elisa Haley" or "Elisa Hallied" a task.
Person 1: Dude, Craig has a 100% average while working 3 jobs. He even volunteers every other day to help the homeless and tutors students for free.
Person 2: Sounds like he's Elisa Haley.
Person 1: Yeah he's Elisa Haleying life right now.
Elisa Haley by Sheepherder37 December 28, 2018

Glass Harley 

An Australian term relating to the ingestion of methamphetimine via a glass pipe or lightbulb. (To ride the Glass Harley.)
Mate, Damo's fucked up. He's been ridin' the glass harley 5 days straight now.
Glass Harley by eatyourpeas October 23, 2014

Hayley Kiyoko 

The Lesbian Jesus
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Hayley Kiyoko’s music video girls like girls before?

Person 2: omg yesss it’s such a good video and an amazing song!
Hayley Kiyoko by HK101 February 13, 2018

Hawley-esque 

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.
"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.

Hayley Kiyoko 

the one and motherfucking only lesbian jesus, a literal reincarnation of the sapphic gods,inventor of 20gayteen, provider of gay anthems, saviour of gays and a smol bean who deserves the world.
has big clit energyTM and will stomp on all homophobes with her ultimate gay while killing all lesbians and queer women with her epic dance moves
me, as a queer woman trying to see if my crush is gay: hey do you like hayley kiyoko?
my crush: DID YOU MEAN LESBIAN JESUS, THE SAVIOUR OF GAYS AND THE SINGER OF GIRLS LIKE GIRLS, THE LESBIAN ANTHEM?
me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hayley Kiyoko by gayartsyhoe December 6, 2018

Hatley Chair 

A Hatley Chair (also known as a "Hatley" or a "Tampa 7's Throne") is the sad, slightly undersized single chair placed in the corner of a cheap motel room near the bed. The Hatley is were the cuckolded husband sits idly browsing his phone while his wife gets plowed raw by a train of better men.
Husband: I wish this Hatley Chair would recline.
Wife: *gags on another dude's bare penis*
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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